Swanky Lady Living

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The Perfect Wife December 16, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — swankylady @ 11:57 pm

 The perfect wife does not:

a) attain massive piles of “priceless” vintage junk to sell on Etsy and then keep far too many of said items for her own enjoyment.

b) need to make a special trip to the store for plastic storage bins because the aforementioned junk is beginning to swallow up the guest bedroom/office and spill into other rooms.

c) have obnoxious, dust-catching collections of strange and useless things (example: apothecary jars of various shapes/sizes, 1950’s poodles, decorative plates that say “God Bless our mobile home” when one does not actually OWN a mobile home)

d) spend more  money on random things like melmac teacups and cocktail shakers than on her own wardrobe and personal appearance.

I think it is safe to say that I am not the perfect wife. 🙂


2 Responses to “The Perfect Wife”

  1. Mom Says:

    I can’t speak for Paul,but I can say you are the perfect daughter!

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