a) attain massive piles of “priceless” vintage junk to sell on Etsy and then keep far too many of said items for her own enjoyment.
b) need to make a special trip to the store for plastic storage bins because the aforementioned junk is beginning to swallow up the guest bedroom/office and spill into other rooms.
c) have obnoxious, dust-catching collections of strange and useless things (example: apothecary jars of various shapes/sizes, 1950’s poodles, decorative plates that say “God Bless our mobile home” when one does not actually OWN a mobile home)
d) spend more money on random things like melmac teacups and cocktail shakers than on her own wardrobe and personal appearance.
I think it is safe to say that I am not the perfect wife. 🙂